HERE'S WHAT'S INCLUDED IN THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS YOU JUST BLINDLY AGREED TO:

Furthermore, I agree wholeheartedly that I owe the following unreservedly:

  • my entire first FIVE year's salary
  • a car of no standard lower than a Rolls Royce
  • a resort vacation
  • to have unreserved recommendations in my name sent to all my friends
  • permission to quote me for things I have not said
  • the use of my name, all information about me, and my political inclinations all of which can be sold repeatedly to anyone that will pay for it, including, without limitation, to Cambridge Analytica and anyone else.
  • direct access to plunder at will all my bank accounts
  • that anything I say and do WILL be used to sell me stuff
  • I agree to be a product to be bought and sold
  • I agree to be manipulated without my knowledge or understanding, lied to, and deceived and I waive all rights to sue or for any compensation for any harm caused to me.
  • oriented to vote against my better inclinations through direct control of my entire online world
  • my first born